His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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