Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Randomize
