My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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