Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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