They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
Randomize
