I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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