She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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