On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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