i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
you would pick up someone in the library
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
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