I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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