so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
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