i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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