You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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