she was so not down for the gang bang
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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