I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
only if we run a train.
done.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
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