now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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