We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize
