So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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