I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Randomize
