I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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