Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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