And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
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