He is such a slut. More and more my type.
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
We just shotgunned beers for America
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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