i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy�
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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