so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
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