I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
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