bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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