I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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