I must be too annoying 4 u.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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