I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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