where does the pee come out of this thing
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
Randomize
