talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
ttyl tear gas
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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