I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
Randomize
