We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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