i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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