So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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