I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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