return my video game
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Randomize
