YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Did you just see the Batmobile???
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I need to calm my uterus...
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
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