Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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