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(734): View more from Michigan

So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....

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(989): View more from Michigan

Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's

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(250): View more from British Columbia

Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,

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(303): View more from Colorado

All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs

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(503): View more from Oregon

Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?

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(862): View more from New Jersey

It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.

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(347): View more from New York

I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.

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(720): View more from Colorado

I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid

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(601): View more from Mississippi

I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh

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