Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
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