is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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