I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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