That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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