Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.�
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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