we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
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