Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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