How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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