I wannas sexs uuuuu
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
I don't �care how much you're grieving �a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.�
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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